If my shoes could talk

Dear walker

Hey, how are you? Your feet ok?
You've been walking kinda funny lately, just wondering.

So umm. . . . I have a favor to ask you. Could you like, not wear me so often? I'm not as young as I used to to and my soul is starting to fall apart. It kinda hurts.

My laces are getting kinda filthy and I haven't had a bath in a long time. You've been working me so hard I haven't had time to visit your brothers vans for months. I promised I'd stop by soon so maybe wear your tennis shoes tomorrow?

Don't get me wrong, we've had some great runs. But I think it's time to move on. Maybe try some nice Adidas out. Or maybe a decent pair of nikes if your into that.

Best of luck to you.

Sincerely your shoes